This is to all those dedicated wildlife specialists in Britain who spend so much time, energy and resources on rescuing baby hedgehogs from drains.
The South African government needs your help in tracking down poachers flying in massive helicopters, armed with automatic weapons that hunt and kill huge rhino.
With your expertise in finding the smallest and most helpless of creatures, it should not be hard to find the rhino or the men who hunt them.
Somehow, they seem to be eluding our government. And before long, visitors to this country will also have to content themselves with going to zoos to see rats and weasels as our truly impressive wildlife is no longer free to roam protected reserves.
P.S. While you are in the neighbourhood, please tell Robert Mugabe that gifts of wild animals went out with the ark.
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