Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock knock
Who'e there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!
What women really want!
Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, 'I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition.'
The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance, 'What's your condition?'
Phil answered, 'Tell me your wish in just three words.'
There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, 'Clean my house.'
