I began my education at a very early age - in fact right after I left college. Winston Churchill.Hold a true friend with both your hands. Nigerian Proverb
My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life. Lee Iacocca
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Anon
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. Anon
If you walk in front of me, I may not follow.
If you walk behind me, I may not lead.
If you walk beside me, I will be your friend. Albert Camus
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. Mark Twain
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four. kisses. H.L. Mencken
Don't wait for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. Sophocles
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonnette
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week. Laurence J. Peter
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Anonymous
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know. Mistinguette
